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Mallory happens to be a senior at a high school very near the one I went to, and was eager to point out that she had happened across my own senior pictures from 199…….high school. She also confirmed what I’ve known all along. They’re embarrassing. Hopefully her’s hold up to the test of time better than mine have!



